On Valentines Day...

 It`s 14 february  , flowers , gifts and a ton of cheap shitty stuff with "i love you" all around the...well...pretty much all around the world thanks to the USA .

 I dont know why but i fucking hate this day , i find it pointless . Do you need a special day every ONCE a year to express whatever you fell for your lover , why not do it daily or every once a week ? Well , if we consider that expressing your fellings towards a woman nowadays costs $ thank god Valentines day its once a year .

 In fact i want it celebrated once a decade ! Imagine that ! This way we would have more money to spend on beer , weed and all that stuff that we men like ... And if you dont spend some of your money on weed you dont know what your missing !

 Just make sure your kids dont find your weed stash  . Those greedy basterds will smoke you dry  , hell they would smoke Colombia dry ! Kids ... have no limits , unlike us , grown ups .

I got no more appetite for writing today , anyway it sucks and no one reads it so , that`s all for now .

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